Shit
This is the part of the website where Sidge talks about poo. 
| I am A Floater . Floaters, the free birds of the shit family. Floaters drift through life without a care in the world, taking everything with a grain of salt, and smiling the whole way though. But friend of floaters are far and few in between. Because of there lofty views and social behavior, floaters tend to seem like they just don't give a damn about anything, the reason being, because they usually don't. What Kinda Shit Are You? |
Sidges Shit Journal
lately i have been having the sort of shits that leave behind half the shit on your arse. You know; it takes about 9 days to wipe it all out so you dont bother with that last lil' bit and it would block the toilet so you dont finish off. And then you have an itchy arse for the rest of the day!
Dee, the lucky bastard, had perfect dumps for 2 weeks straight. But then his run ended.
Pics!
Types of poo
Chili: this fucker is bad! Its like a torrent of hot fire straight out your ass!
The dissapearing act poo: You swear you have just had a shit but you look down and its nowhere to be seen. One time when this happened to me I looked in my shoe..............messy.
The perfect dump: This slides straight out with minimal effort makes no splash and then when you go to wipe it doesnt even need it. Possibly the best shit of all time.
The Playdough shit: This shit is one that you have to mould and reshape before it's right to come out of your ass.
Butt plug: This is a shit that is thicker at one end than the other. So you end up with half the shit hanging out your arse and the rest still inside.
Floater: it floats......
The rebounder: This will go out your ass at such high speeds it will hit the bottom of the bowl bounce back; rewedging itself into your rectum.
Diorrea: Every one knows this one. It's more commonly know as "the runs". Basically brown water with lil nuggets of shit in it. Unstopable- no ring in the world has been able to hold this back.
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